Bad Customer? We’ll Flamingo Their Yard

Okay so you have a bad customer and want to get back at them? We can help you get back at them. Let us know where your customer lives and we will show up with 801 bright pink, pep-to flamingos that stand 5′ tall in height and put them all over that bad customers yard so when they wake up the next morning they will get a nice surprise when they walk outside.

Let us know what you want us to write on the sign as well. Maybe “This is how our business gives you the bird,” or “Think pink before you mess with our business again,” just some thoughts to throw out there.

Okay so we won’t really flamingo their yard but maybe if the price is right No not really but it’s definitely an idea if it comes down to it but we can definitely help you the next time you need to see if a customer has a history of being a “problem customer” so you can watch out for them in the future. Most customers are awesome but there are handfuls of them that are definitely bad customers and the ones who take the slogan “the customer is always right” to the limit. Find out more about how you can pre-qualify your customers using our site.

Don’t forget about our superhero contest too.